I run a medium sized high street bank and a couple of erectile dysfunction cialis months ago I found out that I don’t have enough deposits to keep it solvent. Ive been busy at home spending last years big bonus so have not got round to sorting this out until now.
Does anyone know where I can loan 5 billion pounds for the next 3 months so all my customers money doesn’t go down the pan.
P.S. – Doesn’t matter if you can’t – the taypayer with probably bail me out!
Short Term Loan For My Bank?
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You’re not the manager of Halifax are you?
Good luck with that monster of an £18 billion debt vehicle you’ve admitted to having in Jersey.
dont ask the same question twice ffs!
Yep, no problem, Bank of England is lending at 6.5% at the moment …
What sort of collateral do you have ?
You will need about a million Mortgage holders (whose loans you can call in if necessary) to repay the loan
You are a donkey.
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